Many of the biggest movie stars in the world have lived very tragic lives. Leonardo DiCaprio was fed to the wolves. If we can't protect our children, or at least seek justice to those who hurt them, we don't deserve to survive. Abuse isn't just for the poor, predators don't stop at the gates of the wealthy.
If it wasn't for my dad's weiner and my mom's "ok," there would be no Owen Benjamin. Piano brought me to stand up comedy. I've had two Comedy Central specials. I'm tall but suck at basketball, I'm smart but can't spell, I'm nice but kind of a dick.
I've been in some movies: House Bunny, Staten Island Summer w/ SNL cast, Bucky Larson w/ Nick Swardson, Jack and Jill w/ Adam Sandler.
Also some TV shows: Sullivan and Son - produced by Vince Vaughn, Leno, Fallon, and Bar Rescue.
You may have seen/heard me in podcasts: Joe Rogan, Adam Corolla, Steven Crowder, and the Impractical Jokers podcast.
http://Hugepianist.com for tour dates